The answer is pretty obvious really….keep breathing until you are about a 100!!!….which currently would equate to long life…..but who knows, in a few hundred years, breathing your last at 100, may be considered as “premature asphyxiation” I’ll just have to wait and see!!

Enough of this idle banter, what on earth is Far-Infragreen, perhaps it is a coloured blind interpretation of Far-Infrared, (that’s another subject dear to my heart to cover in a separate blog.)

Well lets break it down, should be simple really especially with a few synonyms

Far…..obviously a long way away… or in the distance…. as in…. remote …distant….extreme…. outlying…even far flung… but…this word can be manipulated and misinterpreted beyond recognition, if spoken by a local resident of Somerset, Northern Ireland, or Scotland …….try it…..you’ll see.

Infra….mmmm tricky one, no synonyms, so lets go down the medical phraseology route, as in below….under……inferior…..lower…. or in London it can be interpreted as someone stirring up trouble as in…..he’s got it infra you” (sorry)

Green….. Not brown, (although often looks exactly the same, more of this later)…..In the plural could mean Cabbage, Spinach, Broccili, or Envious, immature……inexperienced ….Eco-friendly…..Ecological…..or even your Surname.

In Scotland it can mean to smile.

So we must be pretty close now, let’s put the most likely together and see what we have.

I’m going for

“Extremely Inferior Cabbage”…..there now you have it…..unless you know differently??????

AND…..What is the opposite ??? is it Near-Over Immaturity or Closely-On top of Experience???????? frightening isn’t it….but more will be revealed very soon.